ticklish-panda:

Anna Kendrick’s tweets are legendary

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

thebloggerbloggerfun:

theenigmaofriversong:

lady-rose-tyler:

doctorwhos:

DOCTOR/DOCTOR IS THE SHOW’S BEST BROTP DON’T ARGUE

The Doctor Who fandom is the only fandom where you can have a brotp of the same person

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*Supernatural fandom coughs insistently*

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behindsuchgreeneyes:

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

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gooddaymonster:

that is an excellent question

(also thank you so much!  you’re such a sweetheart ububu)

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

pensieve-foryour-thoughts:

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

^SO ACCURATE

crystallized-teardrops:

helenaphan:

Killed that shit

he still got it

He’s the best

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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constellation-funk:

nothingbutthedreams:

paperfoxxes:

Revised Tube etiquette posters.

Yesssss, more of these excellent things.

generalized hatred for the public transportation experience 

animalics:

Meet Simba. He’s a Leonberger.

mr-egbutt:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

otpdestiel:

mirandaisnothere:

moved-the-coin:

why don’t the boys wear iron rings so they can just punch ghosts in the face?

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BRILLIANT

THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THE WINCHESTER’S JOBS 1,000,000,000 TIMES EASIER:

  • holy water guns
  • salt filled hula hoops
  • exorcism voice memos
  • rugs with devil’s traps on them

someone’s taking notes

nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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